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Tops Demotivational Poster


CHEATING WIVES - Because Rings Don't Plug Holes.

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TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 6:10 pm
Same chick maybe Aggie?
Sean - February 19, 2010, 2:04 pm
Strictly from memory: "And just when I think that you will be mine, you ruin the moment by closing the blinds."
TheTrashHeap - February 18, 2010, 8:27 pm
Who needs shades when you have no neighbors? I guess anyone Sean is stalking ...
rerun - February 18, 2010, 8:23 pm

pull the freaking shades down pervo, there are kids in here....gotta go, my mom just came in
TheTrashHeap - February 18, 2010, 8:22 pm
Thanks all! Much appreciated. And Sean....Stop looking in my windows!
Airman - February 18, 2010, 4:38 pm
there's a 5.. excellent
GreyScorpion - February 18, 2010, 3:43 pm
5L, and thanks for reminding me to call the lady next door
Faceplant31 - February 18, 2010, 9:41 am
Sean - February 17, 2010, 11:54 pm
You just know that when Trash pops the question, he does do while presenting the little lady with a dildo, a butt plug and a ball gag ... all of which are in her favorite color and monogrammed. He's such a practical romantic. *swoons*
phydeaux - February 17, 2010, 10:35 pm
total score Trash. 5 Cans for you!
CpnKangaroo - February 17, 2010, 10:10 pm
what if its the nuva ring? that'll just hide any evidense. 5 cheating whores
TheTrashHeap - February 17, 2010, 10:03 pm
Asofuckinlutely Rerun.
rerun - February 17, 2010, 10:02 pm

we know when you really mean what you really mean. I am pretty sure you understand what I just said.
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 9:56 pm
Thank YOU.
TheTrashHeap - February 17, 2010, 9:55 pm
Thanks Aggy.
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 9:50 pm
And that's a great choice of picture for a great line... it couldn't be topped.
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 9:50 pm
That's good and bad, TTH.
TheTrashHeap - February 17, 2010, 9:48 pm
I know YOU meant no sarcasm. I always feel like anything genuine I type will seem sarcastic.
rerun - February 17, 2010, 9:42 pm

there was no sarcasm on my part. This is a work of art....I may however have to ban you ever inflated ego.
TheTrashHeap - February 17, 2010, 9:34 pm
I know everything typed on a comment page reads as sarcastic. This is not. I am honored Rerun and Ron. Truly honored.
rerun - February 17, 2010, 9:29 pm

back from the casino days?
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 9:28 pm
I think I know her.
rerun - February 17, 2010, 9:27 pm

TTH, I say this at great risk....this is the 1st poster I am saving in the "my favorites" tab.
TheTrashHeap - February 17, 2010, 9:06 pm
That has got to be the greatest compliment I could ever have hoped for! Thankyou MrRonsart. Thankyou so much!
ronsart - February 17, 2010, 9:00 pm
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 8:30 pm
How very Slavic.
spacedog - February 17, 2010, 8:18 pm
A ring of kubasa could plug a couple holes...
rerun - February 17, 2010, 8:16 pm

There is a lot of wisdom in this poster
rerun - February 17, 2010, 8:15 pm

There is a lot of wisdom in this poster
spacedog - February 17, 2010, 8:08 pm
Excellent TTH, 5Ls.
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 8:04 pm
No, they don't.

RED HEADED STEPCHILDREN - No matter how buff you get they are still going to make fun of you. Stick with the funny.

FRANKSTON - The picture says it all

SOLITUDE - I have come to realize that there is no such thing as Solitude. The laughing voice in my head follows me everywhere.

LAPTOPS - The brand new $600.00 Skipping stone!


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Rating: 4.94/5

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rerun - January 22, 2016, 8:18 pm

the number you have dialed...
lgvernon - August 19, 2013, 11:19 am

Damn it! Typo in the title AND left a word out of the text. See if I let the dog submit for me every again!
GaryO - August 19, 2013, 8:34 am
Hah! Knew this was yours! You really should check out 1-800-922-9222

REACH OUT - reach out to me

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Rating: 4.81/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 2:29 pm
IceMan, you're a 'real - Pessimist'... does that count??
ICEMAN - March 6, 2012, 11:40 pm
You would seem to be confusing pessimist with realist.
krazyivanthedivine - March 6, 2012, 11:34 pm
Where would we be without our family pessimist? =D
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 9:53 pm
Lol, 5 people to reach out to you, I love how you got IceMan's personality so well

DELL - Now Selling Large, Expensive Paper Weights

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Oiler - January 25, 2013, 6:23 pm
Just finished getting a THIRD new harddrive in my 6 month old HP laptop...does ANYONE make a good PC ?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 3, 2012, 7:15 pm
Coincidence or CONSPIRACY? :D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 3, 2012, 7:14 pm
That's right. Who would've thought that Darwin's theory of evolution applied to inanimate objects? I'm completely bamboozled.
rerun - November 3, 2012, 6:33 pm

I remember when Dell was a great product, especially when they were built to order. Guess one must compete to survive
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 3, 2012, 2:23 am
Every once in a while, with some products, someone gets a lemon. I suppose every once in a while someone finds a perfectly good Dell.
falloutghoul - November 2, 2012, 9:52 pm
My Dell has been working good for 2 years now, and hasn't failed me once.
caveman - November 2, 2012, 8:27 pm
But......i have a dell. (Coincidence that it's currently being repaired)
rerun - November 2, 2012, 8:07 pm

I have 4 year old Toshiba that the power cord was severed. I may revive it instead.
maoworks2 - November 2, 2012, 12:36 pm
I Was Going To Buy One Last Year Until I Seen My G F IPod It Does Everything.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 2, 2012, 2:40 am
I had my Dell for a year, and the motherboard had malfunctioned a day after the manufacturer warrantee expired, and a month after my GeekSquad Black Tie thingy expired. Coincidence? I think not. Sorry about your Dell, too.
rerun - November 1, 2012, 8:02 pm

Looks like the same pile of junk I have. I will never buy another Dell.

SECURITY - The Emperor wasn't taking any chances with his new Death Star.

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Rating: 3.97/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Ookami85 - December 25, 2010, 6:07 pm
I want to shake the hands of the guy with the balls to do this.
aesop's folly - November 9, 2009, 4:06 pm



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faulty switch - September 20, 2009, 4:01 am
ahhhh the look. it drives me crazy!


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SUNSET - Night falls on Ireland, and we find Bunny looking wistfully to the west, wondering what shenanigans those Motifakers are up to now!

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Sean - August 4, 2009, 7:14 pm
Personally, I think Bunny's an idiot (THAT Bunny) ... he can't possibly see us from there ... for starters, we're indoors ....
Hypercat-Z - August 4, 2009, 6:43 pm
AWWWN! That's cuuute!

TOPSY - TURVY - Obviously a huge problem in Hanoi

hot rodder problems -

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Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 20, 2015, 12:21 pm
Too true! I know how to replace my own seals though, so that helps!
Greeny - October 20, 2015, 6:02 am
There are two kinds of T-Tops, those that leak and those that are going to leak.